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    pizza:

    an epic trilogy

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    shedisenchants:

    shedisenchants:

    so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

    you guys think I’m joking??

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    avelines-butt:

i don’t know what’s funnier the pun or the fact that there’s no crayola products

    avelines-butt:

    i don’t know what’s funnier the pun or the fact that there’s no crayola products

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    ostracizedpoodle:

    you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be

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    tastefullyoffensive:

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    foxnewsofficial:

    i need medical attention but more importantly just attention 

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    whimsicalspecks:

    akitron:

    buttlarious:

    tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr

     

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    theamericankid:

 I bet mommy wrote that whole sign. That lying bitch. 

Frankly, that kid deserves to go to Disney if he has that good of handwriting

    theamericankid:

    I bet mommy wrote that whole sign. That lying bitch.

    Frankly, that kid deserves to go to Disney if he has that good of handwriting

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    monetizeyourcat:

vlogbloopers:

wow get a job

are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree

    monetizeyourcat:

    vlogbloopers:

    wow get a job

    are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree

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    penis2bomb:

    p1ssblog:

    I want a list of everyone who has ever masturbated to me

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