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so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
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i don’t know what’s funnier the pun or the fact that there’s no crayola products
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tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
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I bet mommy wrote that whole sign. That lying bitch.
Frankly, that kid deserves to go to Disney if he has that good of handwriting
wow get a job
are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree
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